 Hottest Footballers
of Euro 2008
Jenny Woo wouldn't
know a soccer ball
if it came and hit
her in the ass, but
she certainly knows
a hot footballer
when she sees one.
Whilst, she compiled
her very own list of
the hottest
footballers of Euro
2008.
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 1.
Fredrik Ljungberg
- I wish these
Norwegians would
learn how to spell!
Well, I'll be
honest. I was
in Norway two years
ago and didn't see
anyone who looked
quite like Fredrik
and he's only 5'8''
compared to the
national average of
6'2. Then
again, it could have
something to do with
the fact that's he's
actually Swedish.
In the "Hot"
department, he's a
120 degrees on
Jenny's scale of
100, and that's in
Celsius reading
since Europeans are
a little bit behind
on the Fahrenheit
front. Fredrik
looks like a gay
more exotic looking
David Beckham, minus
the broad (Posh).
Fortunately for us
ladies - he likes
women...or so it
seems.
Unfortunately,
Fredrik Ljungberg,
reportedly has a
fiance who is - drum
roll please -
taller than he is.
Fortunately for us
ladies who were
hoping he wasn't
getting married,
he's not, because
he's no longer with
the woman pictured
left. And
unfortunately for
some of us with two
big soccer balls
inside our chests,
the woman reported
to have been
Fredrik's fiance
pictured) was
actually his
brother's fiance and
every other picture
I can find of
Fredrik it's with
other guys.
Well, when the
average lady in
Sweden stands 6'2
without heels, it
might be relatively
hard to find a
woman....in that
country.
Fredrik - by the way
- is also a male
model, and was the
model for Calvin
Klein underwear.
Yes, I want to have
his baby!
Ljungberg normally
plays as a winger,
and he can wing me
any day of the week,
any time of the day!
 3.
Cristiano Ronaldo -
Speaking of hot
girlfriends -
Ronaldo's got one of
the hottest in
Nereida Gallardo.
One of my current
fantasies is to
engage in a foursome
with these two.
My possessive brain
surgeon boyfriend
might even go for it
if we threw Nereida
into the mix.
No, really, I'm a
good girl now and
I'm sure Mark is too
busy cutting
people's head's open
today to be reading
Gambling911.com.
Oh, and Cristiano at
the ripe old age of
23, makes Eliot
Spitzer hooker
rendez vous look
like something
straight out of a
Disney film - Maybe
Lamborghini The Love
Bug. Spitzer
might like to spend
more (Ronaldo
reportedly paid $1
for a hooker once),
but Cristiano
Ronaldo likes them
in multiples all at
once and usually
with fellow players.
 2.
Ruben de la Red -
I typically
don't go for the
long haired Jose
Feliciano types but
Ruben de la Red
makes this girl's
heart jump a beat.
Plus he won the Euro
2008.
Congrats. For me
though having sex
with a guy who has
more hairs than I
creates some - shall
we say - hairy
situations.
And that's not to
say I don't like
women....I most
certainly do, but
the girls I tend to
go for normally have
shorter hair.
Corinthians 11:14
says this about men
with long hair:
"Doth not even
nature itself teach
you that if a man
have long hair, it
is a shame unto
him?"
I agree. Then
again, I'm not quite
sure if Ruben will
be as hot as say
Fredrik Ljungberg if
he were to shave it.
Maybe just a little
shorter or at least
try washing it once
in a while.
Getting back to
Corinthians 11:14 -
Didn't Jesus have
long hair?
He's still the 4th
hottest footballer
on my list at number
two.
 5.
Niko Kranjcar
- Kranjcar is
a Croat - so I am
told. Croats -
contrary to what I
was led to believe -
are not those
creatures on Star
Trek. And if
they were, I'd still
let Niko Kranjcar
**** me with his
protruding tenticals.
Croats are a people
from the land of
Croatia, which -
don't ask me to find
on a map - but I
believe they are a
mix of European and
Asian. Whilst,
Cro-Asians....Croatians.
The popular food
there is the White
Muskrat, very tasty
with wine.
Oh yeah, Niko......Speaking
of muskrats, what's
up with that hair?
Nice nest.
Well, that doesn't
take away from the
fact that he's a
little cutie.
Like Ronaldo, he's
only 23 - a nice
age. And like
Ronaldo, Shaggy here
would make a
meaningful one night
stand if I ever make
my way back to
Europe. Stupid
Euro!
After the 2006 World
Cup, the world press
hailed him for his
talents, and several
clubs wanted to buy
him. Among those
clubs were the
French club Stade
Rennes and the
Spanish Club Celta
de Vigo. But in the
end, Pompey came
with the best offer
for him. In August
2006, Rennes bid
€4.5 million for
Kranjčar, Hajduk
rejected that offer
and stated they felt
they should get more
for the player.
Later on the same
day, Kranjčar then
moved for a reported
£3.5million (€5.2
million) to
Portsmouth on August
31, 2006.
4. Adrian
Mutu - Making my
top three at number
four is this really
handsome lad from
Romania. This
is where another hot
stud from the poker
world comes from -
Daniel Negreanu.
Only Adrian's name
is a little more
easier to pronounce.
Mutu has used
cocaine in the past.
He was banned from
football in 2004 as
a result.
Today, Mutu is clean
as a whistle and I
am one girl who
wouldn't mind bl*****
this hottie.
My other top 10
footballers of Euro
2008 include in
order from hottest
to nottest but still
hot...
6. -Olof Mellberg
- With a name like
that he could be Dr.
Frankenstein's
sidekick. But
this sexy man is
hardly a
Frankenstein's
monster. Born
and bred in the home
of the Swedish
meatball...and
Ikea - Sweden.
7. Iker Casillas -
"Oh Lord give me
chastity, but do not
give it yet."
9. Thierry Henry
- Helen Mirren -
who played Queen
Elizabeth - was
asked by The Stage
which footballer she
preferred, Beckham
or Frenchman Thierry
Henry. "For sex,"
she said, "Thierry
Henry, but for
companionship David
Beckham, because he
is such a lovely,
sweet man."
Does that mean
Thierry is not?
10. Peter
Cech - What's
not to love about a
guy they name his
country after.
Oh, and I'm
available.
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Jenny Woo,
Gambling911.com
Senior Correspondent
Originally published
June 29, 2008 7:37
pm EST
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