Doyle Brunson Porn. Oh My!

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If you are a fan of the poker world the way we are, perhaps you've noticed an interesting trend of late: Celebrity Poker Players who have appeared in porn flicks.  There was magician David Williams in "Granny Loving Foot Lovers".  Then are 70's porn icons Ron Jeremy and Jamie Gillis who have also dabbled in some poker tournaments.  If we really want to stretch it, we could say that Dancing With the Stars contestant and poker pro Shannon Elizabeth starred in a porn as there are those who probably consider American Pie just that.  We won't even touch the Gambling911.com reporter Jenny Woo porn video, which has successfully been removed from circulation. 

So we knew it wouldn't be long until the Texas dolly, hundred something year old Viagra popping Doyle Brunson would eventually jump into the fray. 

"Here I am Dusting Off My Texas Size Willy" gets four stars from our own Payton O'Brien.

"That's because we don't see Doyle naked and there is no real sex.  Eeegad!" O'Brien said.  

It seems Doyle has been getting a little frisky these days watching sexy bikini clad girls engage in one on one.....beer ponging.

Doyle gets into a little sadomasochistic torture himself....as cowboy hat wearing guys target his you-know-what for a little "ball pleasure"....  

Watch below to see poker pro Doyle take on these thrusting cow pokers.  Never have we seen Doyle so stiff.  Doyle watches listlessly as his balls get wet.

Okay, I guess we have. 

So shocking, so disturbing....we are going to regret showing this on Gambling911.com. 

But we'll do it anyway because we are....well.....Gambling911.com

Oh and remember, Doyles Room is offering some of the best online poker tournaments in the world here

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