Cheryl and Ashley Cole to get Divorced 1st Says Oddsmaker
One would expect long odds on Ozzy Osbourne and Sharon Osbourne divorcing after they were just featured in a powerful New York Times piece on lasting romances along side our very own Doyle Brunson.
Valentine's Day has come and gone without much fanfare (and remember, today you can purchase all that delicious candy at half price). Now it's time to start focusing in on divorces.
My beautiful wife, Sadhvi, and I spent Valentine's Day evening cherishing one another's many virtues. Mine is that of a talented journalist. Hers is of a good cook, mother to our small child, and someone who cleans well.
With extramarital affairs becoming more prevalent than the common cold lately, the celebrity betting boffins over at Paddy Power have reported "considerable interest" with betting on which celebrity couple will divorce first.
And the winner: None other than Cheryl & Ashley Cole (Ashley not being among the suspected gay footballers), who I cannot believe are still together.
Paddy Power said "Despite her lyrics I don't think Cheryl is in any mood to fight for her love right now. It looks like Ashley's recent extra-curricular activities could be the straw that broke the camels back"
Even more unbelievable is that Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren are still going strong.
The New York Daily News is reporting that Tiger Woods got porn star Joslyn James pregnant twice.
Ms. James "starred" in disgraceful God forsaking films such as "Porn Star Brides" and "My First Sex Teacher 12".
Here were your celebrity divorce odds:
Who will Divorce first?
6/5 Cheryl & Ashley Cole
15/8 Tiger Woods & Elin Nordegren
4/1 John Terry & Toni Poole
7/1 Katie Price & Alex Reid
8/1 Vernon Kay & Tess Daly
12/1 Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt
40/1 Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes
50/1 Catherine Zeta Jones & Michael Douglas
100/1 Ozzy Osbourne & Sharon Osborne
Jagajeet Chiba, Gambling911.com
