Jenny Woo: Tiger Woods Magic Number 15

Written by:
Jenny Woo
Published on:
Dec/07/2009
Tiger Woods Number 15

Is it me or do Tiger Woods alleged mistresses get a little harder on the eye as the number goes up?  I've lost count but believe we are up to number 10 (or should be by Tuesday).

In case you've been living under a rock the past week, it all started when Tiger Woods wife allegedly smashed his car with one of his golf clubs, causing him to crash his car into a fire hydrant.  Tiger later made a foggy confession on his own website and the girls started surfacing like flies on s***.  And they are still coming out of the woodwork.  Now we need a score card.

So anyhoo, my friend Carrie Stroup (fellow reporter here at Gambling911.com) and I have come up with this novel bet option for Sportsbook.com to put up, and we think they are going to take the bait on this.

We think the number will hit 15 by Thursday.  And, NO, get your minds out of the gutter boys.  I am NOT number 15.  Tiger Woods is no Vin Diesel.  Hey, who needs Tiger when we got TYRONE BLACK working for us at Gambling911.com?  (Maybe a distant cousin?

After seeing Number 4, Mindy (or would that be number 7), it occurred to us that Tiger might like to....how should I put this.....SWING BOTH WAYS.  No offense to Mindy, whose photo was plastered all over News of the World on Sunday, but you do look a little anatomically incorrect.

And that brings me to that coveted bet option.

OVER/UNDER on whether we hit Number 20 by Friday midnight....but even more importantly (and I swear this was Carrie's idea folks, not mine), will any of the 20 BE A MAN?  This does NOT include Mindy....at least not yet.

"Dave Stanley of Sportsbook.com was considering putting a line up on this but his fear, ironically, is that all the action will come on the OVER," Carrie Stroup disclosed to us Tuesday evening.

As for the "Tiger Woods Gay Bets", these are always popular when it comes to celebrity betting.  I'm the one, after all, who "dated" Vin Diesel if only for a FLEETing moment (think - hot sailor boys).  He asked me to come to Cuba with him - CHECK.  He licked a n*pp** - CHECK.  He danced to Sade - CHECK.  Incidentally, I've also been with Dave Navarro, Chris Nunez from Miami Ink AND Dennis Rodman....not at the same time, though I wish...hehe.

Stanley is also considering offering odds on a man coming forward before Friday.

"We are hearing stories now that Tiger Woods reportedly sent text messages to one of these girls that he wanted to do a three way with her and a big name male sports star," Stroup says.

Tiger Woods betting odds traffic is through the roof.  For now, Sportsbook.com has offered rather tame odds on the Tiger. 

How many Masters will Tiger Woods win in 2010 (YAWN)?  Well it pays $2 for every $1 bet.  If he has something to prove and he can get Elin off his chest, maybe he'll end up winning three, which pays $100 for every $10 bet. 

"Heck, I'll take the 3 Masters," says Stroup, whose football plays have been pretty accurate for the most part to date.

Jenny Woo, Gambling911.com Senior Reporter 

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