Bookie Wants Maxwell to Perform at Funeral

The last dying wish of a popular online sportsbook President is to have recording artist Maxwell perform the song "This Woman's Work" at his funeral.  The sportsbook head declined to be named but is suffering from a rare and potentially curable lung disorder that makes one especially susceptible to pneumonia during the initial nine months of its onset.  He is now in month seven and still kicking...and screaming for that matter.

The ailment is also somewhat crippling during this time period and requires three Latina nurses to help bathe him and provide massages.

A full recovery looks promising, however the death rate is somewhere around 70 percent, so it is our hope that Maxwell will read this.   It would be beautiful to have a choir accompany him, each female backup dressed as an angel with long flowing hair and gowns encrusted with diamonds.  The bookie also requests to be embalmed in pure gold like King Tut and laid to rest in a mausoleum.  It is not clear who would pick up the tab. 

To date, this bookie has had three near death experience.  Each time he was told to go back up and continue living.

My lovely and loyal wife Sadhvi and I have this man in our prayers.  We are also doing some Mantra chanting. The sound of Mantra can lift the believer towards the higher self.

The sacred utterances or chanting of Sanskrit Mantras provide us with the power to attain our goals and lift ourselves from the ordinary to the higher level of consciousness. They give us the power to cure diseases; ward off evils; gain wealth; acquire supernatural powers; worship a deity for exalted communion and for attaining blissful state and attain liberation.

Sadhvi cried when she first heard the Maxwell song.  I understand also that many Caucasoid women find Maxwell irresistible. 

I'll Stand Outside

This Woman's Work

This Woman's Worth

Ooh, It's Hard On A Man

Now His Part Is Over

Now Starts The Craft... Of The Father

The song was written and originally recorded by Kate Bush.

The lyrics are about being forced to suddenly confront reality and adulthood in times of crisis.

It was featured in the soundtrack of the American film She's Having a Baby (1988).

Most bookies are rough around the edges and only when they are confronted with crisis such as death do they become all sappy and show their soft spots.  Who would have thunk it.

Now Sadhvi wants this song playing while she gives birth to our first child.  Next she'll be asking to have Maxwell there telling her to push!  Think again Woman! 

Jagajeet Chiba, Gambling911.com