You Can Actually Bet on Whether Mike Vrabel Surgically Removes Part of His Penis if Patriots Win

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Huh?

Mike Vrabel has a sizable problem on his hands leading the New England Patriots in Super Bowl LX.

On a podcast back in 2019, Vrabel joked he'd cut off his own penis to win a championship.

Now, with victory within reach, the podcast hosts found him on Radio Row this week to ask if he was ready to honor his word.

"I don't need anesthesia," Vrabel said. "I'd probably cut it in half... leave [the wife] six."

Vrabel has since tried to walk back the infamous vow, and the numbers suggest nothing of the sort will happen with 5000/1 odds set for a full-blown lop off.

BetOnline.ag, known for annually creating the craziest Super Bowl props, has three bets you can make on the future of Vrabel's manhood.

 

Will Mike Vrabel surgically remove part or all of penis if Patriots win?

Yes 5000/1

 

How much of penis will Mike Vrabel remove if Patriots win?

Over/Under 2.5 inches

 

How will Vrabel cut off his penis?

Surgery 1/10

Kitchen Knife 12/1

Paper Cutter 15/1

Hunting Knife 18/1

Machete 20/1

Meat Clever 25/1

Scalpel 33/1

Hacksaw 50/1

Chainsaw 100/1

- BetOnline Press

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