Professional Poker Players Make Better Lovers

A recent study shows that multi-millionaires make better lovers...and that includes all those new (and some old) professional poker players.  It seems that every week there is a new millionaire in the world of poker and this week will be no exception with some lucky man or woman walking off with a cool million dollars at the 2009 Aussie Millions.

While there are plenty of millionaire pros taking part in this week's Aussie Millions final, we could have a new millionaire crowned and that person - assuming it's a male - will likely have his sexual prowess enhanced as a result.

A controversial study claims that a woman finds lovemaking more fulfilling if her partner is wealthy, according to a report in the Daily Mail.

That study already proves my own findings: money, status and success remain a key ingredient in sexual attraction for females. 

But before everyone assumes it's all about those material aspects and the lifestyle involved, this latest study suggests otherwise.

Evolutionary biologists Dr Thomas Pollet and Prof Daniel Nettles, of Newcastle University, used the world's biggest study into lifestyles to look at the link between wealth and enjoyment of sex.

The Chinese Health and Family Life Survey includes information on the sex lives, income, education and other personal details on 5,000 people across China, based on interviews and questionnaires.  Among these were 1,534 women with husbands and boyfriends.

Dr Pollet found that 121 of these women reported always having orgasms during sex, 408 said they 'often' had orgasms, 762 'sometimes' had orgasms while 243 had them rarely or never.

The researchers found several factors influenced the women's enjoyment of sex. However, one of the biggest turned out to be the income of their partner.

'We found that increasing partner income had a highly positive effect on women's self-reported frequency of orgasms,' Dr Pollet said in  the journal Evolution and Human Behaviour.

So ladies, if you want to achieve more orgasms, find yourself a professional poker player - one who has made it into the millions.

Right now I have my eyes on Daniel Negreanu (now single and he's Black), Ylon Schwartz (great dating material and he's Jewish) and for those nights I want a real freak - David Williams.  Oh wait, I'm 20 years too young!

Just stay away from the cheaters. 

You can always achieve multiple orgasms without a man.  Just join Absolute Poker today and receive a FREE 100 PERCENT CASH BONUS on top of your initial deposit.  For example, open an online poker account with $300 and receive a FREE $30 in cash.  Remember, Absolute Poker has the best BAD BEAT JACKPOTS on the planet. 

Jenny Woo, Gambling911.com Senior Correspondent