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CNBC has released its Republican Debate format with the inclusion of the dreaded “Kids Table”, otherwise known as the “Debate for Those Who Can’t Crack 3 Percent”.
As bad as the “Kid’s Table” may seem, it’s even worse if a current candidate fails to qualify for that secondary debate.
Such is the case of South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham, whose poll numbers show him at -1% (is that even possible?).
To be eligible to appear in the debate for the bottom dwellers, a candidate must have at least 1% in any one of the methodologically sound and recognized national polls conducted by: NBC, ABC, CBS, Fox, CNN and Bloomberg, released between September 17, 2015 and October 21, 2015.
What do you call someone who is below a bottom dweller like Lindsey Graham?
And the more important question: Why is he still running?
We know Graham has been doing the bidding of casino magnate and GOP mega donor Sheldon Adelson as it pertains to a push to prohibit Internet gambling across the U.S. Both Graham and fellow Republican, Utah Congressman Jason Chaffetz, have drafted Restore America’s Wire Act or RAWA, a piece of legislation that appears to be getting nowhere in Congress.
While Graham is busy working the U.S. Presidential circuit, Chaffetz has been chairing a House Committee witch hunt against Planned Parenthood funding.
Meanwhile, using some basic gambling terminology, Adelson appears to have gotten stuck with two jokers…literally.
- Ace King, Gambling911.com
