Cristiano Ronaldo Elephant Thong and a Flop in Bed

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According to his ex-girl friend Nereida Gallardo, football ace Cristiano Ronaldo loves wearing a little red thong with an elephant on the front, perhaps a reference to his mammoth sized willy.

Well, Gallardo claims it's nothing to write home about, going on national television to divulge that Ronaldo is a "flop in bed".

"He puts his willy where the elephant's face is - and he doesn't manage to fill its trunk," she said.

She told Spain's Antena 3: "I think he got turned on more looking at himself in the mirror than at me.

"I can do three or four orgasms and he fell asleep after one."

Ronaldo's new team, Real Madrid faces. DC United on Sunday and this was one of the most bet on games heading into Sunday at BetCRIS.com

Alistair Prescott, Gambling911.com 

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