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First off, we want to start by saying we like Clive A*****. There is a demand for Clive in the industry when it comes to marketing expertise. He's good at what he does. He's a genuinely nice guy. He's very talented.
But what's up with that damn curse!
With Halloween and Friday The 13th both lurking around the corner, Gambling911.com thought it might be a good time to.....well......HIDE from CLIVE.
For those of you who haven't been keeping score, Clive hasn't exactly had the greatest luck with new employers. He joins BetonSports, they get indicted. He joins Action Poker, they pretty much unravel. He joins BetOnLine.com. They get indicted last week....or at least a number of the principals in that company did. He takes us to a strip club and .....lo and behold...one of the strippers is caught trying to charge the card at a convenience store for $1500. And we didn't even get a lap dance!
Don't blame Clive. Blame the Clive Curse!
If anyone is hiring....Clive gets a reference from us. Just keep a few crosses around the office and don't walk under any ladders.
Sung to the tune of Monster Mash...here we go....Sing it everyone! (Click here to download the tune)
Clive was working in the lab late one night. When his eyes beheld an eerie sight. Lurking in the shadows of the tele was this mean crouching mite. Queens DA Richard Brown's hand in his chest, his uniform all nice and tight. Sneering before his mike: "Who should I indict?"
Clive did the CRASH! He did the online sportsbook CRASH. Clive did the crash. Just grab all the cash! Clive did the crash. He did the online sportsbook CRASH. Clive did the crash. It's all gone in a FLASH.
"Internet gambling, it is an eeeeeevil thing," said the Queens DA who wished for a moment that he were crowned king. "I've gotten my BetOnLIne.com mobsters and these canaries, they love to sing." The Gambinos, the Fafones, The Gumbas in one easy sting. Quashing the Internet gambling world like Kim Jong Il Yao Ming!
Clive did the CRASH! He did the online sportsbook CRASH. Clive did the crash. Just grab all the cash! Clive did the crash. He did the online sportsbook CRASH. Clive did the crash. It's all gone in a FLASH.
The zombies were having fun. The party had just begun. Clive had just arrived and the smart one's began to run. The guests included Jon Kyl, Spencer Bachus, former Missouri US Attorney Catherine Hanaway and her Smith and Wesson gun. BetonSports! Action Poker! BetOnline! There goes another one!
Clive did the CRASH! He did the online sportsbook CRASH. Clive did the crash. Just grab all the cash! Clive did the crash. He did the online sportsbook CRASH. Clive did the crash. It's all gone in a FLASH.
Now everything's cool, Clive is a part of the band. Bodog, Bookmaker, Doyles Room, What's the next job Clive will land? Nobody's hiring with this recession, business is bland. Oh that titty bar that stole our Amex Clive brought us to....they might need a hand.
Clive did the CRASH! He did the online sportsbook CRASH. Clive did the crash. Just grab all the cash! Clive did the crash. He did the online sportsbook CRASH. Clive did the crash. It's all gone in a FLASH.
