Prostitution, Bestiality and the FBI: Will Congress Act? There's a Bet for That..... But It's Not What You Think

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Prostitution, Bestiality and the FBI: Will Congress Act? There's a Bet for That..... But It's Not What You Think

OAKLAND PARK, Fla (Gambling911.com) - FBI Director Kash Patel defended a hiring policy change Tuesday that allows some applicants who have engaged in prostitution and bestiality to be considered for employment, insisting that the move was made to enable victims of those acts to apply for a job without fear of automatic disqualification.

The subject arose during a fiery Senate Judiciary Committee hearing in which Patel clashed with Democrats over his firing of agents who participated in investigations of President Donald Trump and suggested that agents might be dispatched to the polls on Election Day amid Justice Department and White House concerns about voter fraud.

Historically, the FBI categorically banned people who had engaged in prostitution or bestiality from being hired.

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“He’s an incompetent lackey. He’s like an 18-year old-kid who wants to join a fraternity that he could never be a member of, doing keg stands and chugging with friends. He’s an embarrassment to the agency and wouldn’t qualify even to be an FBI agent,” said an exasperated Sen. Cory Booker of New Jersey, his voice rising in anger.

Testifying before the Senate Judiciary Committee, FBI Director Kash Patel says the bureau is fulfilling its key mission -- keeping Americans safe.

“What a mockery you are,” he added. 

But one of the more bizarre exchanges of the day occurred between the FBI Director and Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy, a Republican.

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Patel said, people who were “on either side” of crimes including “prostitution, bestiality and trafficking” were “automatically disqualified.”

“Whose side of what, the bestiality?” Kennedy asked. “So you disqualified the animal?”

Kennedy went on to press Patel’s reasoning for making the change, saying the agency is “having a tough time attracting agents.”

“Why would you even get into bestiality?” Kennedy asked. He added: “If Joe participated in bestiality, not as the animal, but as the human, don’t you think he ought to be disqualified?”

“If he voluntarily did it, sure,” Patel said, adding that in some cases human traffickers force people into “degrading acts of all kinds” including bestiality.


  • Jagajeet Chiba, Gambling911.com 

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