What to Buy Your Favorite Poker Pro For Christmas

Written by:
Thomas Somach
Published on:
Dec/01/2009

With the Christmas shopping season underway, you might be wondering what to buy your favorite professional poker player for Christmas.

As a public service, Gambling911.com takes this opporuntiy to offer up some suggestions for what to buy some of the top poker pros for Christmas:

ANNIE DUKE--A dartboard with a picture of Joan Rivers on it.

DOYLE "TEXAS DOLLY" BRUNSON--Two dartboards with pictures of Joan Rivers on it.

MIKE "THE MOUTH" MATUSOW--A muzzle.

PHIL "POKER BRAT" HELLMUTH JR.--A spanking.

DANIEL "KID POKER" NEGREANU--A white sheet.

SHAHRAM "SEAN" SHEIKHAN--A restraining order.

THOMAS "AMARILLO SLIM" PRESTON JR.--A jail cell.

BARRY GREENSTEIN--Plastic surgery.

CHRIS MONEYMAKER--A sign saying "Yes, it's my real name."

GREG "FOSSILMAN" RAYMER--A set of Deal-A-Meal cards.

JOE HACHEM--A year's supply of kangaroo sausages.

PHIL "POISON" IVEY--A P.R. agent.

DARVIN MOON--An accountant.

CHRIS "JESUS" FERGUSON--A razor.

JOHNNY "THE ORIENT EXPRESS" CHAN--A DVD of "Rounders."

JENNIFER HARMAN--A photo in Playboy.

PHIL "UNABOMBER" LAAK--A shack in Montana.

CLONIE GOWEN--A storm cellar.

HUMBERTO BRENES--A straitjacket.

LAYNE FLACK--Anything but a copy of Brunson's new book.

JAMIE GOLD--A movie or television credit.

ANTONIO ESFANDIARI--A white rabbit.

HOWARD "THE PROFESSOR" LEDERER--A personality.

Tom Somach

Gambling911.com

tomsomach@yahoo.com

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