Super Bowl Picks: Psychic Nun Picks Colts By 9

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Who has the best Super Bowl picks?  How about a psychic nun?

Her Super Bowl picks record is better than most expert handicappers at 16-8. 

Sister Jean Kenny of St. Francis Borgia Parish has fashioned herself into quite the media darling, the Chicago Tribune tells us.

And she gives her Super Bowl picks in rhyme. 

Manning's Miami Masterpiece"

Welcome back fans to the Sunshine State

See the galloping Colts sprint out of the gate

Sean Payton's "Who Dat" team is dealt their bridesmaid fate

While the BLUE Dat winners go on to celebrate

 

The penalty-prone Saints are confused and slow

Drew Brees experiences a knockout blow

Gentleman Jim Irsay's team is focused and ready to go

Coach Caldwell's game plan unfolds well at the NFL's biggest show

Freeney shows "Hoosier Hospitality" as he inflicts some pain

The saddened Saints fall from grace and are sore and lame

They played hard, but could not live up to their name

The Colts stampede in Miami again and win the big game!

Sister Jean Kenny's prediction: Colts win 31-22.

By the way, she's been on both Jay Leno and Conan O'Brien. 

Tyrone Black, Gambling911.com

 

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