Calvin Ayre Brood: The Lewd and The Reckless
Photos of Bodog.com founder, Calvin Ayre, engaging in oral sex with various women were disseminated across the Net by his own nephew. The online gambling site founder revealed that a spat with the young heathen resulted in said photos appearing on his nephew's blog.
Ayre's billionaire heir brat nephew writes:
"Calvin Ayre is my uncle. I don't really want to get into specifics with y'all on this, but him and I recently had a falling out and are no longer on speaking terms. As a big "F*** You" to him... I decided to share this photo with you all. I stole a bunch of photos like this from his personal laptop a few years ago while on vacation with him in Antigua - I had only been bringing them out from time to time when I got drunk with my close friends (no homo) but things have changed."
Where I come from, a hundred lashes would not suffice as punishment. As a youth, I once ran off with a neighbor's cow and received over 200!
A close analysis of the photos by experts in the field, including a Costa Rican "girlfriend" of Ayre's, revealed them to be fakes.
Meanwhile, Gambling911.com can reveal that Ayre's young niece crashed her out-of-control automobile into a Miami telephone pole Wednesday morning causing a power outage to some 300-plus residents. She was uninjured but the car is a total wreck. The niece is a Miami socialite and a good girl who doesn't eat meat (unlike those girls appearing in aforementioned photos). I do not eat meat either.
Both are the product of this woman, Calvin's sister, who Gambling911.com can reveal is developing a website that will compete with her brother's own tablog, CalvinAyre.com. Is anything sacred among the Ayre clan?
This family can certainly use some counseling. They make the Osbournes look sane. It's enough to make Florence Henderson (Carol Brady) roll over in her grave.
Unbelievably, the elder Ayre did an adequate job of sheltering his brood from the press during their childhood years. As adults, the nephew at least appears to be taking a chapter from his uncle's playbook.
Read this comment from an individual posting on the nephew's site. I was shocked. Is this what today's youth is becoming?
"get over it she's ur ex for a reason, she's moved on to bigger, older & richer things. He's b***** her well cuz pussy is p**** & shes down, he is ur uncle after all, plus u dont seem to mind u claim to b*** bitches left n right. go f*** some nxt bitch and stop watching ur uncles porn."
I won't even attempt to interpret this muck. I feel like I'm watching a Canadian remake of "Deliverance" minus the banjos. The Swiss Family Robinson this family is not.
And to Calvin's neice: Thanks for the blackout my dear. I'm sure you'll have your new Porsche shipped out later today. Better think twice before you laugh at people falling off bicycles Missy. Your noble friend Jagajeet is a soothsayer and he knows when you've been a naughty little vixen.
Where is Dr. Phil when you need him?
This is Jagajeet Chiba reporting for Gambling911.com. Remember, I will be in Prague for the Online Gambling Affiliate Super Show the last week in May. Look me up and maybe we'll do lunch or something if I deem you worthy of a meeting.
