New Low? Bookmaker Taking Bets on the Size of Donald Trump’s Genitalia
- Paddy Power refers to Mr. Trump’s anatomy as “his tower”
- 7.01 to 8 inches the current favorite
- 9.01 or larger Bushwhacker pays 3-1 odds
- Itsy bitsy Trump stump of 4 inches or less pays 50-1 long odds
Europe’s most controversial online bookmaker, Paddy Power, announced on Thursday it has begun taking bets on the size of US Presidential candidate and presumptive GOP nominee Donald Trump’s male sex organ.
Is it YUUUUUGE, as Bernie Sanders would say or does Marco Rubio’s implication that The Donald has “small hands” suggest the complete opposite?
We could have some indication of where the oddsmakers are leaning, nicknaming Trump’s male Just-in Beaver as “his tower”, a not-so-subtle reference to the real estate magnate's famed Trump Tower in Manhattan.
7.01 to 8 inches was coming in at a flaccid 11/4 odds, with only nominal betting value.
Trump having a 9.01 or larger Bushwhacker would pay slightly more respectable 3/1 odds.
For all those Marco Rubio supporters out there, a four inch or smaller Trump stump ironically pays the longest odds of 50/1.
Like so many of the Paddy Power future exotic bets, the Donald Trump penis wager requires two components in order to be ruled as “action”.
First, the GOP presumptive nominee must expose his hanging chad, then a measurement would be required.
Check this one off right up there with those “End of World” prop wagers a number of bookmakers, including Paddy Power, have offered throughout the years.
Paddy Power members have until June 30 to place a wager on….ummm…..Trump’s member (sorry folks, you knew that was coming).
Oh, and did we mention that US gamblers need not apply. The Irish-based online bookmaker prohibits wagers from those outcasts residing in the United States.
- Jagajeet Chiba, Gambling911.com